AISubs v3.7
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
We've been talking about it recently,
but we think our tax money in Japan is too high.
So we decided to go overseas.
- We're running away. - We're running away.
- But there's one problem. - Yes?
- It's the language. - Yes, there is.
Going to a place where you can't speak is stressful.
- So we decided not to go. - Yes.
But one of the members is very good at learning languages.
If he translates for you like "I'll speak for you,"
- it won't be a problem for you to move. - It won't be a problem.
- Yes.
That's what we thought.
There are six members in total,
- but we thought about who would speak the fastest. - Yes.
- And we decided that Shimizu would be the best. - Oh!
- People say that a lot. - That you speak fast.
- Yes, because you have good ears. - I see.
Oh! Before you said that, you said you had good ears.
And you said you could speak English fast.
- That ability is important for people who can speak. - Yes.
- So we decided to try it out. - Yes.
- So we're doing a target experiment. - A target experiment?
- Yes, and Shimizu is good at impersonating people. - Yes, I am.
- Can you do one impersonation for us? - Oh, wow.
- I'll do Genji's impersonation again. - Genji!
- I don't know who Genji is. - I know his real family.
- As a Tokai One fan... - Wait, you haven't been on Tokai One yet!
- You must know a lot about him. - That's right.
- I know a lot about him! - Wow!
- You're good! - I know a lot about him!
- I just realized something weird. - Oh.
- He was doing a live show in Shinjuku. - Yes, yes.
- And I heard "gui!" from many people in the audience. - Oh.
- So I said "okay, I'll do Genji's impersonation too." - Okay.
- And then, I got so excited today! - Hahaha!
- I don't think anyone drank Genji's beer. - Hahaha!
- So, I'm not sure if I did well or not. - Yes.
- So, as Toshimitsu's idea... - Yes.
- I'm going to ask you to do the same thing Toshimitsu is doing now. - Okay.
- Toshimitsu, if you're good at this, we can change the topic. - Okay.
- I'm not sure if you can do it, but... - Okay.
- Chika's impersonation. - Wait, Chika's impersonation?
- Chika's impersonation! - Wait a minute.
- Chika's impersonation. - Chika's impersonation.
- 3, 2, 1, go! - Chika's impersonation!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- I don't know! I didn't do an impersonation! - I can't talk!
- I can't talk!
- So, today we're going to learn new languages for you two. - Yes.
- But you need a teacher who can impersonate you, right? - That's right.
- So, we have a lot of teachers here with us today. - A lot of them!
- First of all, which country's words do you practice first? - Yes.
- The first one is "speinmone". - Wow!
- I think you two are here for this "speinmone". - Wow!
- The reason is...
- Well, one of you will come here and read the example sentence. - Okay.
- And you two will impersonate it. - Okay.
- And you'll tell the teacher, "Okay, I'm going to announce it now." - Okay.
- And you'll tell the other teacher about it and see if it goes well or not. - I see!
- That's a good idea! - We can try it out!
- It's a little extravagant, right? - Yes, it is.
- Thank you for waiting for us. - Thank you for waiting for us!
- Who are we three? - We are your background.
- Background?! - We're your audience!
- We're your audience!
- Can you bring me a Spanish example? - Sure.
- I made it a little longer. - Oh, okay.
- It's between Soshimichi and Tetsuya. - Okay.
- Here it is. - Okay.
"Recently, I bought clothes at home and spent my days off.
What did you do on your days off?"
- Oh, I see. - I see.
- So, if you ask the person over there and they answer "surfing test,"
- you'll get a "yay"! - Oh!
- So, Soshimichi and Tetsuya, let's hear which one was better in the end. - Okay.
- Did you buy clothes at home? - Huh?
- Did you buy clothes at home and... - I don't care about that.
- It's like you bought clothes in Japan! - You bought clothes and spent your days off at home.
- You bought clothes at home and spent your days off at home. - It's like you bought clothes in a department store.
- Can you call a Spanish teacher and an English teacher? A teacher who can speak Japanese.
- Oh! - Hello!
- Oh, wow! - Hello!
- Teacher! - Excuse me.
- Yes! - Can you read it for me?
- Oh, okay. - Can you read it for me?
- Sure, sure.
"Recently, I bought clothes at home and spent my days off.
What did you do on your days off?"
- Okay, can you say it in Spanish? - Yes, please.
"Recently, I bought clothes at home and spent my days off.
What did you do on your days off?"
- Oh! - Wow!
- Wow!
I bought clothes to use in my days off.
ustedes
- You "ustedes". - "ustedes".
- "ustedes".
- You and teacher are... - The same memo has a difference.
- Right? - Right.
- What do you hear? - Okay.
- Okay, can you say it all? - Please say it all.
Today, I bought clothes to use in the house on my day off.
What clothes do you wear on your day off?
Cameraman.
Me?
I'm the only one who can do it.
Let's see what happened.
What did you say?
I bought it myself.
I'm going crazy.
Don't be crazy.
I'm the one who's going crazy.
It's getting worse around here.
I bought clothes to use in the house on my day off.
What clothes do you wear on your day off?
I'm sorry.
Can you read it again?
Yes, I can.
I bought clothes to wear in my house on my day off.
I'll say it.
I bought clothes to wear in my house on my day off.
It's hard.
It's like you're reading it again.
You have to read it again after you finish reading it.
I bought clothes to wear in my house on my day off.
You have to remember the sound when you talk while looking at this.
I'll say it again.
I bought clothes to wear in my house on my day off.
I'm scared.
Thank you.
Gracias.
Gracias!
What other Spanish words do you use?
Hola.
Hola, amigo.
Amigo!
Hola, amigo.
Adiós.
Let's go to hell.
What is this?
What are you talking about?
Vete al inferno.
Vete al infierno.
Inferno.
That's right.
Vete al infierno.
We should ask for her name.
Correct!
Mi nombre...
Yes, my name.
Mi nombre...
No, my name was different!
What is it?
My name is "Mi nombre..."
Angela-
Fútil-
Martínez-
PeñaAlba.
I'm sure you can't say teacher's name.
Angela-
Martínez-
PeñaAlba.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't need you as a teacher.
All right, it's almost time.
Yes.
Are you okay?
Then, thank you once.
I will change with a fun teacher.
Thank you very much.
goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, amigo.
Goodbye.
You only listen to Disney songs.
Amigo!
I am Paco.
Paco.
I'm an idiot!
I'm not asking you anyway.
I'm not a teacher.
I'm his daughter.
His Japanese is terrible.
I'm his wife.
We're not on good terms.
You're all friends.
I'm a friend of his team.
You're young!
I'm happy to be friends with you for the first time.
I'm a teacher.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
I'm Anitomoshi.
I'm Anis.
I'm nervous.
It's a test.
I'm so nervous!
It's like a practice test.
I'm embarrassed.
It's like a test for lack of practice.
You were cute.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's hard.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's smooth.
Did you understand what it means?
What do you do when you're at home?
What kind of clothes do you wear?
I think it's cute.
By the way, can you read Japanese?
Yes, I can.
I read a lot of kanji.
What did you do on your day off?
I usually do a short dance.
Short dance?
What are you doing?
What are you wearing?
I see.
Annie, what do you do with your short pants?
It's hot now.
It's cool.
Can you tell me which of these two was better?
I know.
Sujito was the best.
Thank you!
Which part of me was better?
That's right.
The way you say each word.
How do you accent each word?
Spanish is a difficult language.
I don't know how to say it in numbers.
I think you can say it in Japanese.
I see.
Thank you!
Next, Koki.
Chinese.
That's hard.
Chinese is hard.
We don't know how many times we've heard it.
We say it often on trains and on trains, but we don't know what it means.
We don't know what you want us to buy.
You know?
Can you buy me this?
(This is the time when we were doing "Yami No Shien" in the old days.)
(People said bad things about us.)
(They said "This guy is a boxer.")
(They said "You said it, didn't you?")
(If you learn Chinese, we recommend you to learn it.)
It's better not to know it.
Okay, let's get started.
Let's get started.
Hello.
Hello, teacher.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What's your name, teacher?
My name is Takatsu Yayoi.
Oh, Ms. Takatsu.
Ms. Takatsu Yayoi.
Yes.
Are you Japanese?
Yes, I am.
Are you using a Japanese word called "ese"?
Yes, I'm from China.
I'm from China.
I'm from Dairen.
Dairen.
Yes.
Today's example sentence is this.
In Japan, rice is the staple food,
but I prefer grass.
Which food is popular in your country?
If you can't pronounce it properly, you'll be popular.
Chinese pronunciation is really difficult.
It's difficult.
If you have a strong intonation, you can't pronounce it well.
That's amazing.
I studied Chinese in college.
But I couldn't pronounce it well.
It was too difficult for me to memorize it.
So I joined the company.
Please don't do that.
I want to learn Chinese.
Let's ask her.
In Japan, rice is the staple food,
but I prefer grass.
Which food is popular in your country?
She opened her mouth.
It's difficult.
She opened her mouth.
It's slow now.
How about your daily conversation pace?
In Japan, rice is the staple food,
but I prefer grass.
Which food is popular in your country?
That's amazing.
That's cool.
It goes up and down.
That's right.
They will imitate it like this.
Please read it out loud.
In Japan, rice is the staple food,
but I prefer grass.
What?
Let me read it one more time.
Can you read it one more time?
I'm sorry, but I have to read it quite a lot.
Japanese staple food is rice.
What?
It's really funny.
Chinese people are amazing.
Japanese staple food is rice.
Japanese people.
Your Japaness has gotten better.
It's a little blurry now.
A little blurry now.
Dayen is also a city.
Yes, yes.
The place where I was raised has changed a lot.
It's a different city.
It's amazing.
Yeah, it is.
The neon lamps were also really pretty.
So I went to see it and couldn't go back home.
I went home with a bag.
I see.
Can I say that again?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for saying "I'm sorry".
I want to say it again.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know anything about it.
I think we can do it.
Are you sure?
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Sensei, thank you for coming today.
Thank you!
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
Always nervous.
Ni hao!
Thank you for coming.
Sensei, what is your name?
I'm Li.
Li-san.
Li-sensei.
Let's start with you, Sensei.
I'm nervous.
Ni hao.
(Japanese)
You're a little fast.
You're fast.
You're a little fast.
You're slow.
(Japanese)
That's a little suspicious!
That's a little different.
It's probably because you copied Sensei's fast one with your ears.
If you could do it, you wouldn't have been able to do it.
I probably couldn't keep up with Sensei's speed.
I see.
That's bad.
This is difficult.
Let's go to Toshimitsu.
Okay, I'll go next.
Ni hao.
(Japanese)
(Japanese) (Japanese)
It's funny
(Japanese) (Japanese)
Do you know what we said?
(Japanese) (Japanese)
I'm going to make it like this
"upan" and "chohshuhumipan" are pronounced differently depending on the person.
It's different depending on the person.
I'm asking because it's "gohan" but "shumipan" and "upan" are pronounced differently depending on the person.
- Let's have you two explain it. - Wow, this is frustrating!
- This is so hard! - This is really hard!
- This is hard. - By the way, Sensei, which one was it?
- I think this one was a little... - Wow!
- Oh! - That's right!
- Sorry. - No, it's fine.
- Thank you, Sensei. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Is it "chohshuhumipan"? - "Chohshuhumipan" is hard.
- Is it "kentuckyupan"? - Is it English?!
- By any chance... - Yes?
- Is it English?! It's so hard!
- Is it possible? - It's impossible!
It's possible, right?! Because basically everyone in the world can speak it!
- English is so easy! - That's right!
- Hi! - Hi!
- I'm Tetsuya. - Oh, I'm Toshimitsu.
- How are you? - Nice to meet you.
Oh, we haven't spoken yet!
English
We've chosen a language that we've never spoken before.
- What?! - What?!
- It's Hindi! - Wow!
- Hindi! - That's crazy!
- I seriously don't know it! - So what's Hindi?
- First of all, I don't know it. - You don't know it?
- I really don't know it. - Then, sensei, please!
- Please! - Oh no, I can't say anything anymore.
- I don't know how to say hello. - Is it Hindi?!
- Namaste?! - Oh, namaste?!
- Namaste?! - Namaste?!
- Wow!
- Sensei, my name is... - Yuri.
- Yuri sensei. - Yuri sensei.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- So, about English... - I'm good at running on rivers.
- How about you? - Me?
- Running on rivers. - Yes.
- This is the most difficult one. - Wow...
- What is it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is... - I've never heard of it.
- This is the most difficult one. - I really don't know it.
- I really can't say a single word. - I want to hear it and decide whether or not to do it.
- You want to do it, right? - Yes.
- Since we made it shorter this time, how about we do it? - Yes.
- Then, sensei, please!
- Is it over? - It's over!
- It's like this every time. - I don't know if it's over or not.
- I can say something. - Wow!
- It's over. - It's over.
- Time's up! - Ah!
- Then, please call another teacher. - Yes.
[The teacher is...?]
- Namaste! - Namaste!
- He's doing it for us! - Amazing!
- Namaste! - Namaste!
- Ah! - Ah!
- I believe in the future of Namaste. - What is that?
- Homestay! - Homestay!
- Ah! - Ah!
- I'll start with the teacher. - Yes!
- Namaste! - Namaste!
- Haa...
[The teacher is...?]
- He's doing it for us! - Amazing!
- It's over! - It's over!
- We don't know yet! - Amazing!
- One more time! - One more time!
- You don't have to call another teacher.
[The teacher is...?]
- You don't have to call another teacher. - Amazing!
- One more time! - Yes!
[The teacher is...?]
- Teacher, did you understand? - Yes.
[The teacher is...?]
- I only understood the last sentence. - Ah!
- "Abhidhamma"? - "Abhidhamma"?
- This one. - "Abhidhamma"?
- Ah!
- It's the same! - It's the same!
[The teacher is...?]
[If you lose, you move on to the next round!]
[I got the last part of "I'll make it to the top of the river"...
...but I didn't get "running".]
[I only got "what are you?" at the end.]
For me, I want to eat this last piece of bread.
I want it, too.
Thank you, teachers.
Thank you.
As the legend says, Toshimi lost 3 times in a row.
I don't know if I won or lost.
But everyone said so.
I don't have flexible ears.
I can't hear what I'm listening to.
Toshimi's ears are stronger than his ears.
His ears are stuck in Japanese.
To be honest, I didn't write it in my memo.
I just wrote it in my head.
I see.
I always do it with my voice only.
I see.
I couldn't open my mouth.
There is a saying that good imitators are good speakers of English.
I don't want to speak English quickly.
We talked about English.
English is fun to listen to.
I thought English wasn't easy.
But I was surprised when I started speaking English.
I was surprised.
Students who are watching this now.
English is easy.
It's easy.
Seriously.
Adults can only speak Japanese.
If you can only speak one language, you may be stuck in English.
Let's listen to various languages.
Which country did you come from?
Today...
I came from Japan.
We are NAIYO.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
See you later.
See you.